Monday, September 15, 2008


Maiden heaven - singer to rescue

Iron Maiden's lead singer Bruce Dickinson piloted two of the rescue flights sent to bring stranded XL customers home to the UK.

As well as regularly inviting heavy metal fans to Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter and to Run to the Hills, the singer is a qualified commercial pilot and flew to Sharm el-Sheikh in Egypt and the Greek island of Kos to help bring back holidaymakers .

Dickinson, 50, qualified as a pilot in the 1990s and went on to work for Astraeus, a charter company which no longer operates scheduled services but leases its aircraft out across the world.

A spokesman for Astraeus said Dickinson had been employed as a full-time member of staff for the last seven years and regularly piloted planes to Europe, Africa and the Middle East.

"The roster meant that Bruce Dickinson was on holiday when this was going on," the spokesman said. "After XL went bump it just so happened that Bruce, being on holiday, was available and other cabin crew were brought in as well for the flight."

Iron Maiden tours in its own Boeing 757, named Ed Force One after the band's mascot Eddie, and piloted by Dickinson.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wake N Bacon


MMMMNNN TASTY BACON

sick of it all

Really am starting to hate people i work with more than ever,
Starting to make out a list of those who are first to go when i arrive one morning tooled up!!!!!!
good morning collegues.......cop for this.......how do you like them apples!!!!

Friday, August 8, 2008

VADER


`Ah yes archbishop vader,we`ve been expecting you.`

WTF !!!!!!


NOW THATS ONE TALL GIRAFFE!!!!

GRAND THEFT `ETCH-A-SKETH`


I bet this took fuckin ages!!!!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

IF KISS WERE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES

GET MOTIVATED

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php

DO IT NOW!

YOUR ROUND!

http://www.hetemeel.com/einsteinform.php

get your own custom einstien at the above link!

chuck denim

ELITIST








I think this says it all really!

THE END OF THE INTERNET

http://mdesmond.com/end-of-the-internet/

CLICK AND WEEP!

THE MEATLOAF PIE CHART

RICK ASTLEY PLOTTED ON GRAPH

random post

I`m now at work,trying to look busy,so i thought i`d spend some quality time blogging.
started my kellogs diet yesterday 2 bowls of crunchy nut cornflakes......nice.
Last night i tried to do 20 sit ups and 20 crunches,did em but spent the next 2 hours bent double while my gut kicked like i had swallowed a small epilleptic child......not so nice.
Still i will persevere and achive a godlike physique,similar to that of my friend the TECHNOVIKING!!!!

Monday, August 4, 2008

RETURN OF THE TECHNOVIKING


part dance machine,part viking

the technoviking does not dance to the music
the music dances to technoviking!

all hail the technoviking

TECHNOVIKING REMIX "BEAT IT"

TECHNOVIKING!!!!





WAIT TILL 40 seconds IN TO SEE TECHNOVIKING IN ACTION

A DIFFERENT CLASS?

Friday, August 1, 2008

whats wrong with this picture?

Chip pan Wikipedia!

An entire page devoted to chip pan fires thankyou Wikipedia!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_pan
>> Battenberg simulator <<
this link does exactly what it says on the tin.


http://www.monkeon.co.uk/battenberg/
Album covers recreated in lego:
http://www.thetoyzone.com/20-album-covers-recreated-in-lego/
Want to smoke a fag in your own van on the
way to the shops?
Gordon Williams got a 30 quid fine.

Want to be spanked by prostitutes until
your arse bleeds?
Max Mosley got 60 grand in damages as his
privacy was invaded by the News of the World.

what the fuck

i see barry george is innocent afterall eh,fuckin ell thats a blow bet that was a tough one........
well its now 7:10 and i`m 10 mins into a 12 hr night shift.......................................................

thank you very much!

daisy has left the building!

Thursday, July 31, 2008


HAH HAH HAH HAH
fuckin ell it makes me sick,our accountant is leaving work toady,after spending 7 years being belittled and abused.
both him and the boss gave speeches with tears in their eyes.
£1500 worth of gifts and some cheap wine
bastards all stood round like vultures fighting for scaps off a dead wildebeast.

still lets just hope the new guy forgets about my company loan.

MEH!




my mate`s corin and robbie went to see crowded house at the scouse bowl......look who turned up!
http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/game.swf

this is great just kicked moses ass as SATAN!
Get on a three-year-old in Sydney

Over the last couple of weeks Sydney has been
over-run with Catholic pilgrims and priests
following the Pope on his visit.

The main event was a huge mass at Randwick
racecourse. So why did the Catholic Church
choose a venue linked with vices like
gambling and drinking? Well, they were told
it was the only place in the city where it
was legal to ride a three-year-old.
http://www.westegg.com/cliche/

just discovered this site,very cool.
any cliche
any subject
not sure how to tell the missus that our house NEEDS one of these!
Think i`m gonna get a tattoo again,some flames with an ace of spades,containing "13".cool.

just found out that am now working friday and saturday nights! not cool.

thought i`d just post a pic of my gorgeous daughter daisy diamond,
she seems very interested in this knot!

I hear emo will be banned in
russia.
whats all that about!

lets get rolling eh!

right this is it,i`m going to vent my spleen here.
just need to have a quick think about it